Today at the grocery store (no, not Whole Foods) a woman was handing out papers in the parking lot. I thought it was coupons or something. She handed one to me and said, "Would you like a copy of a Socialist newspaper?"
"A what?" I asked, thinking I must have heard that incorrectly.
"A Socialist newspaper." she confirmed.
"Oh, no thank you!" I replied. "Our founding fathers must be rollin' over in their graves! And on the Fourth of July weekend, no less!"
She just walked away, mumbling to herself.
(By the way, the headline was something lauding Obama, just so you know.)
So what are YOUR patriotic plans this weekend?