Me, putting on a maternity dress: Well, this doesn't fit.
Gana: Do you have other dresses that do?
Me: Yes, I hope.
Gana: Well, we have some extra sheets around here. You could cut a hole in the middle of one and put your head through.
Telling this story to some friends, one of Gana's buddies said: Well, he probably meant the twin size. Surely not the King sized sheets.
Someone forgot to warn these men about the wrath of a hungry pregnant woman whose clothes don't fit.
In other maternity clothes news, my favorite T-shirt company, Union 28, has started making maternity shirts.